Need a mow? Make sure you're skilled in island networking, because Sasquatch doesn’t handle phone calls, emails, or appointment scheduling.

Your best chance? Word of mouth. If someone mentions your overgrown grass at the right time, they might get lucky. Otherwise, keep an eye out for him during his dog walks. Spotting him while strolling is as official as it gets.

Even if you manage to contact him, don’t expect punctuality. Sasquatch operates on island-ish time, which means he mows when the mood strikes.

Patience, persistence, and maybe a friendly nod to the dog—that’s your best strategy.